Hey everyone.  Today I’d like to talk to you about Drugs.  Just say no!  Oh God, wait, please don’t go I was just kidding.  No, I’m not here today to lecture you.  Today I’m here to share some exciting news.  

As some of you might already know, last month we recorded (recorded?) the music video for our song, We All Take Drugs.  It was a lot of fun.  Lots of people were there and we sang and danced and ate snacks.  Well now we’re finally getting around to putting all of the footage together into a real video and on June 22nd that video is gonna be available for the whole world to see and holy fuck this is so cool I’m gonna scream!  AHHH!!! (Calm down.  Breathe.)  Sorry, I got a little carried away.  But seriously it’s gonna be cool.

Okay so that’s the official story.  Now I know what you might be thinking, June 22nd, that’s not for a while, do we really expect people to continue to give a shit about our video for that long?  Well to answer that question that you just asked honestly, deep down there’s a childish optimist in me who says yes, yes Chris, people care about you, they like your band and want to see the things you do.  But I’m also a deeply insecure and desperately hopeless little man and most days that happy little voice is drowned out by a chorus of hateful negativity and self-deprecating bullshit, hundreds of voices all screaming stop, you suck, nobody fucking cares.  If I had to step back and think about it rationally, I’d say I don’t think either of those perspectives is totally accurate.  Or rather, I don’t think the amount of attention people pay to my work is a measure of my self-worth.  But yeah, anyway, here’s wonderwall…(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYffFEIAzdE)

Okay so what was I talking about before shit got too real?  Oh yeah, this video comes out in three weeks.  Sorry, making videos is hard and we want to take the time to do it right and make sure it’s good.  But we’ll be putting out lots of fun little things in the meantime to hold you over.  It’s gonna be great! GOD LIVES IN THE AMERICAN WILDERNESS!!!!!